Let’s Just Not Go to School









Let’s Just Not Go to School is a Substack investigating the higher powers influencing our behavior: social media algorithms, our psychology, celebrity obsession, religion, and anything else we worship. 




































Unedited Thoughts on the Congressional UFO Hearing and the Barbie MovieThere is life beyond Earth, but not in this room.




Growing up and then even olderin the coat check line.


The CounterpartDavid Lynch’s Longest, Dullest Movie Yet





Kanye Wants to Be Rasputin Soooo BadOffice Hours with Kardashian Kolloquium